Sunday, November 18, 2007

DEAR PAPU

Please feel free to write a comment or question to Papu. Every comment will be systematically forwarded to The Great Blue One, who will drop whatever he is doing to personally respond.

9 comments:

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt said...

Dear Papu:

OMG, what a trip it is stumbling on your blog after all these decades. I know we've out of touch for way too long, but I often think of you, and the scintillating times we had together in chess club. Remember Mr. Greemnobbin's math class, where you smashed all the binomials one day?

Or are you a different Papu?

Captain Silas J. Lacky said...

PAPU SMASH CHESS! PAPU SMASH MR. GREEMNOBBIN! PAPU DIFFERENT PAPU!

Prof. Izzy Fullevitz said...

Und vat kind of name is Pah-Pooh?

Ms. Imma Hogg said...

my dear Mr. Papu - why is there no official Papu grey hammer available from Mishmash? Is it time to smash Mishmash?

PAPU said...

PAPU NAME GOOD! FAKE POST NAME BAD! PAPU SMASH!

Rich Codor said...

Dear Captain,
Why is Papu deep tourquoise while his brother is a light pink.?

Bill Gusky said...

Dear Papu,

What role did you play in the CIA's Extraordinary Rendition program?

I'll remind you, Sir, that you *are* under oath.

Tony said...

Dear Papu-

I was wondering if you knew of a good way to get KY Jelly out of a rented clownsuit. I have to bring it back to the rental place next Friday, so please apply your considerable wisdom to the problem as soon as possible.

-Mr. 507

Captain Silas J. Lacky said...

Well, Lads, it's like this... I reckon this blanged blog won't let me respond to each of your fine comments individually... They kinda gang up on me and before you know it I'm trying to deal with skin color, the CIA and KY Jelly all in a muddle. So much for technology! I miss the singing telegram...

Anyhoo... here goes:

Don't know.

Can't say.

Use rubbing alcohol.

Now leave me alone!