Sunday, November 18, 2007

A First Post About Papu

A wise man once said, "All the world needs a BLOG." Truth be told, in my humble opinion that man was a Grade-A moron. I'm not even sure 'he' ever existed. Nonetheless, here before you is a-birthed yet another so-called blog into the cold, cruel world. But, you may well ask, "Why?"

For many years, Dear Reader, it has been my sincere honor to serve as the Dr. Watson, as it were, of the great, mysterious adventurer and bon vivant known the world over as PAPU. From this point on, I, Captain Silas J. Lacky (and, when his busy schedule permits, Papu himself) shall be using this virtual space to keep fellow citizens abreast of such developments as may transpire involving our Hammering Hero, as well as other news involving whatever happens to dribble from assorted feverish brains, etc.

That said, this first historic post is as good a place as any to announce the existence of the brand new All-PAPU website, poetically and fittingly named PAPUSMASH.COM. Visitors are sure to find themselves astounded by its marvelous moving images and other wonderous animatronic geegaws. Make haste to "surf" your way there, if you have not already done so!

Hark? Do I hear the patter of huge blue feet pounding down the hall towards my study door, hammers swinging? Thundering thumbnails, I surely require a drink.

Gotta run.

5 comments:

Eric said...

I never hear much about Papu's family. Was he abandoned? OK - this would be understandable. But enquiring minds deserve to know!

PAPU said...

PAPU FAMILY PRIVATE MATTER! PAPU BROTHER BABU IN CARTOON ALREADY! ENQUIRING MINDS NEED PAPU SMASH!

Anonymous said...

Who is Papu endorsing in the Republican primary?

Anonymous said...

What does Papu want for Christmas?

PAPU said...

PAPU HOLD OFF ON ENDORSEMENTS TO MAXIMIZE POLITICAL INFLUENCE! THEN PAPU SMASH! SMASH HARD!

ALL PAPU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO SMASH ANYONE NAMED 'ANONYMOUS'! SMASH!