-- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--
Mishmash Media, Inc. Has Moved!
Sept. 1, 2008
Mishmash Media, Inc., the semi-legendary New York City-based micro-boutique animation studio almost famous for nearly ten years of ground-breaking animation under the direction of noted Flash Pioneer Xeth Feinberg, has moved.
"Our new state of the art facility, sprawling over 2.5 acres, will enable us to meet the varied opportunities of 21st Century cartooning head on," states Mishmash Media Director of Development Xeth Feinberg. "We continue to have computer equipment, high speed internet, international phone and fax service, climate control, electricity, running water, and now, several bird feeders."
From its old offices in Manhattan's increasingly trendified Lower East Side, Mishmash Media produced Paramount's award-winning feature length "QUEER DUCK: THE MOVIE," Fox's "DAY ZERO" animated "24" webseries, shorts for Vanity Fair, the Huffington Post, Classic Media and Icebox.com, as well as an original series for Aniboom.com and a wide array of other projects at http://www.mishmashmedia.com
"Simply by moving our mailing address from a crumbling, over-priced hell hole in New York City to a pristine post office box in the beautiful hamlet of Callicoon, NY, we will immediately realize a rental cost savings of over 1000 percent a year, some of which we can theoretically pass on to our clients, who don't give a rat's ass where we actually are anyway," notes Mishmash Media Chief Financial Officer Xeth Feinberg.
Mishmash Media's web sites and email addresses will remain completely unchanged, thanks to sophisticated proprietary technology, according to Head Technology Coordinator Xeth Feinberg. "Tragically, we were forced to give up our 212 phone number, but email is usually the best way to reach us anyway. Telephones are so 20th Century," he sneered.
Callicoon, conveniently located on the Upper Delaware River approximately 100 miles north-west of The Big Apple, features a pizzeria, a number of charming stores selling unnecessary items, a 1940's-era theater and an old hotel with a history of tragic shootings. Wild life is abundant. "It actually provides a very comparable range of experiences to Manhattan, when you think about it," babbles Mishmash Media Human Resource Director Xeth Feinberg. "The truth is, hardly any of our clients ever needed to visit our office. It's all done via the interweb nowadays."
For the record, Senior Liaison With Civilization Xeth Feinberg will be commuting frequently to The City and readily available for meetings and events on short notice. Especially ones involving free food and drink.
MISHMASH MEDIA, INC.
PO BOX 151
CALLICOON, NY 12723